Duftkerze - You make the world a better place.

Duftkerze - You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you.

Duftkerze - Finding friends with the same mental disorder: priceless!

Duftkerze - Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.

Duftkerze - Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than the joke.

Duftkerze - I was an innocent being… then my best friend came along.

Duftkerze - Remember: You matter

Duftkerze - Friends don't let friends do silly things… alone!

Duftkerze - Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Duftkerze - Friends are like bras. close to your heart and there for support!

Duftkerze - True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people together.

Duftkerze - Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Duftkerze - I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.

Duftkerze - We'll be friends until we're old and senile. Then we'll be new friends.

Duftkerze - Friendship is to be equally annoying!

Duftkerze - Friends are the family we choose

Duftkerze - Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Duftkerze - we will be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends!

Duftkerze - who needs a therapist when you have a dog?

Duftkerze - Besties for life

Duftkerze - Deine Fürze stinken. Ich liebe dich trotzdem!

Duftkerze - Congrats on buying a house in this f*cked up economy.

Duftkerze - f*ck you are finally engaged.