Duftkerze - I'm not cat obsessed I'm just a dedicated feline servant.

Duftkerze - Living with a cat is like being a personal assistant to a furry drama queen.

Duftkerze - My cat and I talk shit about you.

Duftkerze - My cat is my spirit animal: sassy, lazy, and wants to be fed.

Duftkerze - If my cat was a human, he'd be the boss.

Duftkerze - I work hard so my cat can live his best life.

Duftkerze - My cat isn't just a pet, he's a purrsonal trainer in napping.

Duftkerze - My cat is the only drama I enjoy.

Duftkerze - My cat thinks he's the boss, but I'm the one who pays the rent.

Duftkerze - My cat thinks he's a lion in a house cat's body.

Duftkerze - My cat's idea of personal space is sharing mine.

Duftkerze - A cat's love is earned, never bought.

Duftkerze - My cat thinks I'm here to open doors and cans.

Duftkerze - My cat's favorite exercise? a brisk run across my keyboard.

Duftkerze - My cat's to-do list: nap, eat, judge, repeat.

Duftkerze - My cat's favorite hobby? judging me silently from across the room.

Duftkerze - I don't need a therapist, I have a horse.

Duftkerze - Why own a dog that obeys you when you can have a cat that ignores you.

Duftkerze - Cats. because people suck.

Duftkerze - Proud cat mum.

Duftkerze - Katzenpups Löscher.

Duftkerze - Dog Kisses fix everything.

Duftkerze - Dog is god speeled backwards.