Duftkerze - My cat's to-do list: nap, eat, judge, repeat.

Duftkerze - My dog and i talk shit about you.

Duftkerze - My dog is my best friend.

Duftkerze - My dog is not lazy hes energy efficient.

Duftkerze - My dog is the only one who truly understands me.

Duftkerze - My dog thinks im always right.

Duftkerze - My dog thinks im cool.

Duftkerze - My dogs is not a laptdog hes a personal space invader.

Duftkerze - My fashion philosophy is if you are not coverd in dog hair.

Duftkerze - My favourite child bought me this.

Duftkerze - My guinea pig isn't fat, it's just extra fluffy.

Duftkerze - My hamster's motto: Eat. Sleep. Run. Repeat.

Duftkerze - My heart is, and always will be, yours.

Duftkerze - My horse's nickname should be Drama Queen.

Duftkerze - My horse’s diet is better than mine.

Duftkerze - My last nerve. Oh look, it’s on fire.

Duftkerze - My love is like a candle, if you forget me, I will burn your f*cking house down.

Duftkerze - My mind’s a kingdom, where the naughty is king.

Duftkerze - My pet is the family alarm clock.

Duftkerze - My prettiest child gave me this candle.

Duftkerze - My prettiest daughter gave me this candle.

Duftkerze - My prettiest son gave me this candle.

Duftkerze - My windows aren’t dirty, that’s just my pet’s nose art.