Duftkerze - I miss you!

Duftkerze - I miss you! (sorry that was my vagina)

Duftkerze - I miss you… and your d*ck.

Duftkerze - I said a HIP HOP the Hippie ...

Duftkerze - I take you to the candle shop

Duftkerze - I think I should tell you what people say behind your back… Nice ass.

Duftkerze - I wanna do butt stuff with you

Duftkerze - I wanna hear you moan

Duftkerze - I was an innocent being… then my best friend came along.

Duftkerze - I wish my problems were as small as my boobs.

Duftkerze - I wish my problems were as small as my p*nis.

Duftkerze - I wish my wallet was as fat as my ass.

Duftkerze - I work hard so my cat can live his best life.

Duftkerze - I Would Have Quit This Job If It Wasn’t For You.

Duftkerze - I Would Totally Hang Out With You Even If We Weren’t Getting Paid.

Duftkerze - I'd take a nerf bullet for you.

Duftkerze - I'm here for the boos!

Duftkerze - I'm not cat obsessed I'm just a dedicated feline servant.

Duftkerze - I'm only here because my cat needs more treats.

Duftkerze - I'm the treat!

Duftkerze - Ich atme ein, ich raste aus.

Duftkerze - Ich bekloppt, du bekloppt — perfekte Freundschaft!

Duftkerze - Ich bin das Beste, was dir je passiert ist.