Duftkerze - I came out of the closet to find my other fabulous outfits.

Duftkerze - I came out of the closet; now I can't find anything to wear!

Duftkerze - I can see you cumming in my hair tonight.

Duftkerze - I can’t believe It’s been a year since I didn’t get you anything for your birthday.

Duftkerze - I can’t wait to get drunk at your wedding.

Duftkerze - I can’t wait to poop in your new toilet.

Duftkerze - I can’t wait to shit in your new bathroom.

Duftkerze - I don't do closets, but I do rainbows.

Duftkerze - I don't need a therapist, I have a horse.

Duftkerze - I dont care who dies in the movie as long the dogs lives.

Duftkerze - I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t.

Duftkerze - I don’t need a valentine. I need wine.

Duftkerze - I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Duftkerze - I don’t think inside the box. I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Duftkerze - I don’t think so Tim.

Duftkerze - I f*cking love you and I love f*cking you.

Duftkerze - I hate Mondays.

Duftkerze - I hope this shit smells better than the shit I put you through.

Duftkerze - I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

Duftkerze - I just need some f*cking SLEEP.

Duftkerze - I just want you to be happy and naked.

Duftkerze - I Just Wanted To Remind You That I Love You And Your Butt Is Perfect

Duftkerze - I knew you were the one when I farted and you didn’t run away.